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Son to his father as they watch television: "Dad, tell me again how when you were a kid you had to walk all the way across the room to change the ... Read more
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad?Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for ... Read more
Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I don't feel wellTeacher: Where don't you feel well?Son: In ... Read more
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't know his wife until he marries.Father: That happens everywhere, son, ... Read more
Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er, the story of an ... Read more
Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find ... Read more
Sonny: I can't sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way you'll be sure to drop ... Read more
Southwest Airlines makes humor a high priority. Here are some actual humorous statements by airline flight crews: "Good morning. As we leave Dallas, it`s warm, the sun is shining, and the birds are singing. We are going ... Read more
SOW: Would you like a nice cake with three candles for your party? PIGLET: I'd rather have three cakes and one ... Read more
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for adivorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge,wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman."Every damn time your Honor," ... Read more
