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Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight ... Read more
Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir ... Read more
Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early ... Read more
Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks ... Read more
Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it ... Read more
Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet ... Read more
Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right ... Read more
Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late ... Read more
Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But you're reading aloud !Pupil : But I'm not listening ... Read more
Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie ... Read more
