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Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them?Native: No, we just let them go ... Read more
Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town?Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for ... Read more
Tower: Cannot read you, say again! Pilot: ... Read more
Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?Pilot: Yes. Tower: Yes what??Pilot: Yes, ... Read more
Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ?Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It's only the same ... Read more
Tower: Lufthansa 893, you're number one, check for workers on the taxiway. Pilot: Roger ..... We've checked, they're all ... Read more
Tower: Mission triple-three, do you have problems? Pilot: I think, I have lost my compass.Tower: Judging the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument ... Read more
Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday would be ... Read more
Tower: What's your heigth and position?Pilot: Well, I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front ... Read more
Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I asked the officer what was going on.He said "It's Al Gore. He's up there threatening to set himself on fire! We are going car ... Read more
