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Waiter, are there snails on the menu !Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen ... Read more
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter !I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet ... Read more
Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots !Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by ... Read more
Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel ... Read more
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no ... Read more
Waiter, is there soup on the menu ?No, madam I wiped it off ... Read more
Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich ... Read more
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too ... Read more
Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir ... Read more
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one ... Read more
