Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting ... Read more

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your ... Read more

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much ... Read more

Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup!Then we've served you too much soup, the fly should be ... Read more

Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt!Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this ... Read more

Waiter, Waiter there's a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year ... Read more

Waiter, waiter! There's a dead spider in my soup. Yes, ma'am, they can't stand the boiling ... Read more

Waiter, waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites ... Read more

Waiter, waiter! There's a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It's no good, sir, he's frightened of them, ... Read more