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Waiter, what is this stuff?That's bean salad sir.I know what it's been, but what is it ... Read more
Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table !It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune ... Read more
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?It's fly soup ... Read more
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, ... Read more
Waiter, your tie is in my soup!That's all right, sir, it's not ... Read more
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "I'll have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"(Waiter exits, returns)Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean ... Read more
Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you.Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large ... Read more
Waiter: I'm sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon.Customer: What bait are you ... Read more
Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wife's ... Read more
Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years.Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that ... Read more