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Girl: Mom, mom a monster's just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well, keep out of the kitchen, I've just washed the ... Read more
Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?Horse: Sure!Girl: What do you call it?Horse: Same as you do. ... Read more
Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do ... Read more
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how to fish and he will sitin a boat and drink beer all ... Read more
God created the donkey & said to him : " You will work unceasingly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence & you will live 50 years.You will be a donkey. " ... Read more
God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to go on holiday. He calls all his super-being mates up and they pop around to discuss a few ... Read more
God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well. He comes to see Adam and says to him, "Adam, you are my greatest creation and ... Read more
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think it is a sin to play golf on Sunday?"Caddy: "The way you play, sir, it's a sin any day of the ... Read more
Golfer: "Caddy, do you think my game is improving?"Caddy: "Oh yes, sir! You miss the ball much closer than you used ... Read more
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"Caddy: ... Read more
