Welcome to ninjajokes.com. Many small funny jokes! Party jokes, clean jokes, free jokes, short jokes, best jokes, dirty jokes, blonde jokes, sms jokes, good jokes and more. Great funny jokes and humor. All you need to know about, Great funny jokes at Ninja jokes. Large collection online of funny jokes, insults and more. Find the best jokes, party jokes, free jokes, blonde jokes online. Find the best jokes, short jokes, party jokes, free jokes, Sport jokes, small jokes.
Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six o'clock every morning and walked five or six miles before breakfast. I used to think nothing of it. Fred: I don't blame you, Grandpa. ... Read more
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So what's so great about that?It's snowing ... Read more
Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa ... Read more
Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy?Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the ... Read more
Guidry called in Plotke, the painter, for an estimate to paint his house. "How much you gonna charge me?" asked Guidry. "Twenty dollars an hour," replied Plotke. "Good Lord!" exclaimed the home owner. "I wouldn't pay ... Read more
Had a door-to-door salesman call one time selling of all things -- burial plots. I told him that we already had our plots in another cemetery.He seemed uncertain as to what to say next, but he recovered to say politely, ... Read more
Hair Disordersby Dan ... Read more
Harry approached a prostitute and asked, "How much for a blow job ?"."Hundred Bucks"."OK", he said and began to jerk off."What the hell are you doing that for?""For hundred bucks you don't think I'm going to give you ... Read more
Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling!' he blurted out, 'will you marry me?''Of course, I ... Read more
Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, 'what did you think of the scenery ?''Oh, I couldn't see much,' Harry admitted. 'There were all these ... Read more