Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school?
Because two heads are better than one.
Why was the big, hairy, two-head…
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Why was the birthday cake as har…
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why was the boy unhappy to win t…
Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
Because he just came to pick up his little sister.
Why was the broom late ? It over…
Why was the broom late ?
It over swept !
Why was the burger thrown out of…
Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?
He couldn’t pass mustard! (muster)
Why was the calf afraid?He was a…
Why was the calf afraid?
He was a cow-herd!
Why was the cannibal expelled fr…
Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.
Why was the cannibal fined by th…
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
He was caught poaching.
Why was the cannibal looking pee…
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Why was the cat afraid of the tr…
Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of the tree bark.