Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said “Taxi!”

Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

Yo Mama so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.

Yo Mama so fat, she’s gotta wake up in sections

yo mama so fat, when she dive into the ocean, there is a tsunami warning out!!

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.