Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, “What ya doin’?

” She said, “Buying luggage.”

Yo mama so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,”DING!”

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!