Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!

Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!

Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”

Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

Yo mama so ugly she got beat up by her imaginary friends

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!