Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer?

She fell in the sink!

Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?

It finally dawned on her.

Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn’t get taller girls?

Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?

Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the “Vacant” sign up?

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus?

She took the 22 twice instead.

Did you hear about the blonde who put “Sagittarius” at the bottom of application forms where it said “Sign Here”.

Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went?

It finally dawned on her!

Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?