Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ?A: She wasn't used to the front ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?A: She thought it was Diet ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?A: She didn't know where to buy Left ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?A: So she could keep the refrigerator ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?A: In case she wanted black ... Read more

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?A: Because she loved ... Read more