Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and ... Read more

Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?Motorist: I thought I was on a ... Read more

Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?Motorist: Your siren lulled me to ... Read more

Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most ... Read more

Q) What's worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing ... Read more

Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk ... Read more

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He can't see my license ... Read more

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your ... Read more

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?A: Heavy ... Read more

Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs. A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and ... Read more