Q: Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a ... Read more

Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist?A: Because it hasn't got a ... Read more

Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?A: He keeps having to eat his ... Read more

Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill ... Read more

Q: Why were the Clintonites pushing the BTU Tax?A: Because they could spell ... Read more

Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had awonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautifulcountry, and on each house I saw a banner.""What did it say on the banners?" ... Read more

What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I did not have textual relations with that ... Read more

Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles ... Read more

Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can't keep his pants on and mom wants to wear ... Read more