Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had ... Read more

Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research ... Read more

Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do ... Read more

Q: What do college students and deer have in common?A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your ... Read more

Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him an oral exam. "All right," said the prof. "How ... Read more

Tad answered the Tennessee State frat house phone. "Hi," said the voice, "this is Rollie. Come on over, we're having a real wildass party." "Shit, Ah'd shore love to," said Tad, "but Ah got me a bad case of gonorrhea." ... Read more

Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man.Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no ... Read more

The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule ... Read more

There was the Florida State defensive tackle who thought Hertz Van Rentals was a famous Dutch ... Read more

Three students from Michigan State, the University of Kentucky and Texas A & M on summer vacation in France were caught smuggling cocaine and sentenced to death by guillotine. The judge turned to the boy from Michigan ... Read more