Judge: Tell me your occupation. Prisoner; I'm a locksmith, Your Honour. Judge: Then what were you doing in a jewellery shop in the middle of the night when the police saw you? Prisoner; Making a bolt for the ... Read more

Judge: You claim you robbed the grocery store because you were starving. So why didn't you take the food instead of the cash out of the till? Burglar: Your Honour! I'm a proud man, sir, and I make it a rule to pay for ... Read more

Judge: Why did you steal that bird? Prisoner: For a lark, ... Read more

Knock KnockWho's there !Burglar !Burglar who ?Burglars don't knock ... Read more

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the ... Read more

Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall, and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for ... Read more

Policeman: Did you know your vehicle was reported stolen?Criminal: It wasn't when I took ... Read more

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to ... Read more

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to ... Read more

t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant."That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you ... Read more