Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's ... Read more

Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with ... Read more

Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in ... Read more

Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the ... Read more

Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'll tell ... Read more

Q: How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 170. One to send the Never Fail Novena to the Cheektowaga Times for publication so St. Jude may grant the lightbulb request, one to say the Last ... Read more

Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on ... Read more

Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom ... Read more

Q: How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? A: That's a military ... Read more

Q: How many Russian leaders does it take to change a light bulb? A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None, the old bulb is just suffering from a ... Read more