Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in ... Read more

Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from NewYork City showed up. Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple atheaven's door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God.After hearing the ... Read more

Scott finally got his girlfriend into bed, and things were going hot and heavy."Slow down, baby," she said. "Foreplay is an art.""You better get your canvas ready soon," he panted, "because I'm about to spillmy ... Read more