Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?Use a pencil till I get ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift!Well tell her to come inI can't she doesn't stop at this ... Read more

Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible!What ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film!Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fishPoor ... Read more

Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his fatherNever mind just so long as he's ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor I've lost my memory!When did this happen?When did what ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a penWell sit down and write your ... Read more

Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands shakingDo you drink a lot?Not really - I spill most of ... Read more