Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp.Father Christmas: That's called 'The Wizard of ... Read more

ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack ... Read more

ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a ... Read more

Father Christmas: Excuse me, but did I step on your toes on my way out to get an ice-cream?Lady: You certainly did!Father Christmas: Oh good! That means I'm back in the right ... Read more

Father Christmas: All right, my good lady, my face is my ticket.Box office attendant: Then you'd better watch out... there's a feller inside who has the job of punching the ... Read more

Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck ... Read more

Father Christmas lost his umbrella but he didn't get wet! Why not?Because it wasn't ... Read more