Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of hisregular teacher.She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember ithas an "r" after the first letter."The entire ... Read more

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?"When Mary didn't stir, ... Read more

Male secretary : "Feel free to use my dictaphone." New blonde employee : "No thanks, I'll just use my finger like everyone ... Read more