Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class. "What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a ... Read more

Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper.Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read ... Read more

Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?Son: Easy. I have two ... Read more

Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ?Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes ... Read more

Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners.Son:But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough ... Read more