Q: How many French farmers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new lightbulb. Farmer #2 notices that it has been imported from Britain and promptly sets fire to it, so farmer #1 ... Read more

Q: How many Ethiopians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Three. One to change it and two to squabble over who gets to eat the ... Read more

Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just ... Read more

Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's sister's next door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's ... Read more

Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house ... Read more

Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Ve are asking ze qvestions here! A: Two, one to give the order that the bulb be changed and one to screw it ... Read more

Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with ... Read more

Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in ... Read more