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I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise.Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise ... Read more

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I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind.Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had ... Read more

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I see you've got your bill for using the InternetYes, and my dad's really going to get the ... Read more