Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions.Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the ... Read more

Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up.Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a ... Read more

Teacher: What are the four elements?Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.Teacher: What do you mean the Internet?Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my ... Read more

Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?Pupil: To keep vampires off the InternetTeacher: But there aren't any vampires on the InternetPupil: See? It works, doesn't ... Read more