Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while they're drinking, it won't smack them in the back of the ... Read more

Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too ... Read more

Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common ? A. Nothing, ... Read more

Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this ... Read more

Q: "What has an IQ of 42?" A: "40 Marines plus their ... Read more

Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take ... Read more

Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ? A: Both may look out their windows and see ... Read more

Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but it takes him seven weeks to get ... Read more

Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the ... Read more

Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical ... Read more