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Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio ... Read more

Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: ... Read more

Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they ... Read more

Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying ... Read more

Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light ... Read more

Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: It's not a bulb, it's a ... Read more