Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats because they never stopped believing in Santa ... Read more

Republicans always take the price tag off expensive gifts before wrapping. Democrats also remove price tags off pricey gifts ... and reposition them to make sure they are ... Read more

Republican parents have no problem buying toy guns for their kids. Democrats refuse to do so. That is why their kids pretend to shoot each other with ... Read more

Republicans spends hundreds of dollars and hours of work decorating the yard with outdoor lights and Christmas displays. Democrats save their time and money, and drive around at night to look at *other* people's ... Read more

Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats don't either, as long as the Indians ... Read more

Republicans say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy ... Read more

Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the ... Read more