Patient: I'm really depressed. Therapist: I see. Yes. You are depressed. Patient: Nothing is going well. Therapist: Nothing well. Patient: I feel like killing myself. T: You're thinking of killing yourself. P: Yes, I'm ... Read more

Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me about your problem.Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID ... Read more

Patient: Doctor, my wife thinks I'm crazy because I like sausages. Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I like sausages too.Patient: Good, you should come and see my collection. I've got hundreds of ... Read more

Patient: Doctor, I get the feeling that people don't give a hoot about anything I say. Psychiatrist: ... Read more

Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate?Psychiatrist: You've got multiple ... Read more