What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

What would a pig name a chain of food stores?

“Stop “N Slop Markets”

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They’d form pigget lines.

What’s that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn’t you tell me to put out a stop swine?

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?

‘ Painless Porker.

Where did the piglets study their ABC’s?

At a school for higher loining.