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Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come ... Read more

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Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border ... Read more

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Yo mama's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD ... Read more

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