Pupil (on phone) : My son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.School Secretary: Who is this?Pupil: This is my father ... Read more

Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & ThenPrincipal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & TherePrincipal: Put him in the closet!!!Kid: Hey, When will I get out?Principal: Oh, sooner or ... Read more

Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ?Dad: Why is that, what are you making ?Pupil: Mistakes ... Read more

Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.Mother: Well next time remember where you put ... Read more