Teacher : Tommy you try my patience !Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of it ... Read more

Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ?Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks ... Read more

Teacher : Make up a sentence using the word lettuce !Pupil : Let us out of school early ... Read more

Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question.Pupil : How long for the answer sir ... Read more

Teacher : If you had five apples on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have ?Pupil : A fight ... Read more

Teacher : Give me a sentence with the words defence, defeat and detail in it.Pupil : When a horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail ... Read more

Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ?Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days ... Read more