Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home ... Read more

Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go ... Read more

Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden ... Read more

Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I ... Read more

Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble ... Read more

Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't ... Read more

Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ?Pupil: Well you keep saying that things go in one ear and out the other so I am trying to keep them it all ... Read more

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it can't sit ... Read more

Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it can't sit down ... Read more

Teacher: Why do you want to work in a bank, Alan? Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it, ... Read more