Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?Pupil: I want to know how it ends ... Read more

Teacher : What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?Pupil : It's stolen ... Read more

Teacher : What is the most common phrase used in school ?Pupil : I don't knowTeacher: Correct ... Read more

Teacher : What is a comet ?Pupil : A star with a tailTeacher: Can you name one ?Pupil: Lassie ... Read more

Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But you're reading aloud !Pupil : But I'm not listening ... Read more

Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late ... Read more

Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right ... Read more

Teacher : Tommy, put some more water in the fish tank !Pupil : Why, Miss, I only put some in yesterday and he hasn't drunk that yet ... Read more

Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards ... Read more

Teacher : Why are you the only child in the classroom today ?Pupil : Because I was the only one who didn't have school dinners yesterday ... Read more