Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?

“”No,” the second guy says.”Well, a bald eagle just flew overhead,” the first guy says.”Oh,” says the second guy.A couple of minutes later, The first guy says, “Did you see that?

“”See what?

” the second guy asks.”Are you blind?

There was a big, black bear walking on that hill, over there.””Oh.”A few minutes later the first guy says: “Did you see that?

“By now, the second guy is getting aggravated, so he says, “Yes, I did!”And the first guy says: “Then why did you step in it?

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