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Which big cat should you never p…

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Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

Who was the most powerful cat in…

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Who was the most powerful cat in China ?

Chairman Miaow !

Why are black cats such good sin…

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Why are black cats such good singers?

They’re very mewsical.

Why are cats longer in the eveni…

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they’re let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Why did the cat sleep under the …

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Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

Why did the cat put the letter “…

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Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge ?

Because it turns “ice” into “mice” !

Why did the cat join the Red Cro…

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Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Why do black cats never shave ?B…

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

Why do cats chase birds ?For a l…

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Why do cats chase birds ?

For a lark !

Why do tomcats fight ?Because th…

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Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

Why happened when the cat swallo…

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

Why is a crazy marmalade cat lik…

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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?

They are both ginger nuts !

Why was the cat so small ?Becaus…

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Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

Why was the cat afraid of the tr…

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Why was the cat afraid of the tree?

Because of the tree bark.

Why was the cat so small ?Becaus…

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Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

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