Q: How do cats buy things?
– A: From a cat-alogue!
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Category Archives: Cat jokes
Q: What did the female cat say t…
Q: What did the female cat say to the male cat?
– A: You’re the purrfect cat for me!
Q: What do cats like to eat on a…
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
– A: Mice cream
Q: What do you call a cat who’s …
Q: What do you call a cat who’s joined the Red Cross?
– A: A first-aid kit!
Q: What do you call a cat who ea…
Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons?
– A: A sourpuss!
Q: What do you call a cat when h…
Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock?
– A: Catsup!
Q: What do you call it when a ca…
Q: What do you call it when a cat stops?
– A: A paws!
Q: What do you call it when a ca…
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites?
– A: Catnip!
Q: What do you call the loser in…
Q: What do you call the loser in a hissing, scratching cat fight?
– A: Claude
Q: What kind of work does a weak…
Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?
– A: Light mouse work.