Q: What kind of work does a weak cat do?

– A: Light mouse work.

Q: What’s a cat’s second favorite food?

– A: Spa-catti!

Q: What’s a cat’s favorite food?

– A: Petatoes!

Q: What’s every cat’s favorite song?

– A: Three Blind Mice!

Q: When is a bad time to cross a black cat?

A: When you are a mouse!

Q: Where do cats write down notes?

– A: Scratch Paper!

Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip?

– A: To a mewseum.

Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

– A: Catch.

Q: Why couldn’t the cat speak?

A: The dog taped his mouth.

Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

– A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.