Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

– A: It’s meow-sic to their ears!

Q: Why do cats eat fur balls?

– A: Because they love a good gag!

Q: Why does everyone love cats?

– A: They’re purr-fect!

Teacher: Name four members of the cat familyPupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !

There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out. How many were left ?

None. They were all copy cats !

What cat purrs more than any other ?

Purrsians !

What did the black cat say to the fish ?

I’ve got a bone to pick with you !

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ?

He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I’m paw !

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !