What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?

A good jumpurr !

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

What do you call a cat wearing shoes ?

Puss in boots !

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?

A duck filled fatty puss !

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ?

An animal that puts you out a night !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a parrot ?

A carrot !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !