What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?

Santa Claws !

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

What is a black cat’s favourite TV show ?

Miami Mice !

What is an octopus?

An eight-sided cat.

What is another way to describe a cat ?

A heat seeking missile !

What is another way to describe a cat ?

A heat seeking missile !

What is cleverer than a talking cat ?

A spelling bee !

What is the cat’s favourite TV show ?

The evening mews !

What is white, sugary, has whiskers and floats on the sea ?

A catameringue !