What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What looks like half a cat ?

The other half !

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

What’s furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ?

A posse cat !

What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?

When your a mouse !

When the cat’s away…..?

The house smells better !

When the cat’s away…..?

The house smells better !

When you call a dog, they usually come to you.When you call a cat; they take a message.