Which big cat should you never play cards with ?

A cheetah !

Who was the most powerful cat in China ?

Chairman Miaow !

Why are black cats such good singers?

They’re very mewsical.

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they’re let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

Why did the cat sleep under the car ?

Because she wanted to wake up oily !

Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge ?

Because it turns “ice” into “mice” !

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

Why do cats chase birds ?

For a lark !

Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !