Little Johnny's class were on an outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, of the ten most wanted men, tacked to a bulletin board. On the way out of the police station Little Johnny said to the ... Read more

Mandy was applying for a summer job.'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy.'And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?''Twenty one, ... Read more

Mary arrived home from school covered in spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother.'I don't know,' replied Mary, 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught ... Read more

Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ?Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school ... Read more

Mother: Let me see your report son.Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's been helping me ... Read more

Mother: I told you not eat cake before supper.Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'If you take an eighth of a cake from a whole cake, how much is ... Read more

Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test?Fred: Yes, Mum, I sat next to the cleverest kid in the ... Read more

Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class. "What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a ... Read more

Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your whistle. Your father can't read his paper.Jackie: Wow, I'm only eight and I can read ... Read more

Mum: How can you practice your trumpet and listen to the radio at the same time ?Son: Easy. I have two ... Read more