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Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys?

Because they soot him!

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?

Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe

Why does Santa’s sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer?

Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?

Beacause a little water ends both of them !

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?

Because they both have “Sandy claws” !

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

It’s in Decembrrrrr.

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.

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