Higginbote and Goldstein, Fordham freshmen, were discussing what kind of work would supply mem with big bucks after graduation. "Well, I've always thought I'd like to be a doctor," said Higginbote. "Specialize in ... Read more

How can you tell if a California State coed is a good cook? She can get the pop tart out of the toaster in one ... Read more

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan? Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to ... Read more

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ... Read more

How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is ... Read more

How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.?With a tire ... Read more

How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car ... Read more

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours ... Read more

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the ... Read more

Jeb and Eudell, University of Michigan athletes, were driving from Ann Arbor to Cleveland. Just outside the city limits they saw a sign: "CLEAN REST ROOMS." By the time they got to Cleveland, they'd cleaned 147 ... Read more