Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to paint the rooms. "I'd like the bathroom done in white!" Corbett walked over to the window and ... Read more

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Optimist: A college student who opens his wallet and expects to find ... Read more

Professor: I forgot to take my umbrella this morning. Wife: When did you first miss it, dear? Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had ... Read more

Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?Professor Yes, but I thought it was ... Read more

Professor: A wise man doubts everything. Only a pin-head is positive. Student: Are you sure of that, sir? Professor: ... Read more

Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research ... Read more

Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take him/her more than five years to do ... Read more

Q: What do college students and deer have in common?A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your ... Read more

Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him an oral exam. "All right," said the prof. "How ... Read more